The Yankees' smell of success

My wife informed me today that the Yankees will be releasing two official fragrances -- his and hers.

I've never been a big cologne guy, although my college roommate always recommended the Drakkar Noir when I went out to the bar. (This is when Drakkar was the big thing, and the only effect it had the few times I took his suggestion was that the women who wanted nothing to do with me thought I smelled good.) But if the Yankees made a cologne that smelled like awesome, greatness, class, riches and the best of everything, I'd have to consider it.

A Red Sox cologne, on the other hand, would have the unique mix of bitterness, envy and entitlement, which some beer and fried chicken mixed in.