Varitek's cheap shot and the myth of 2004

In case you hadn't heard, the greatest and smartest catcher of all time is going to call it quits (and we'll conveniently forget it's because the Red Sox didn't want him any more, much like the Yankees didn't want Jorge Posada), so the tributes are rolling in.

"From afar, he was everything you want a guy who wears a 'C' to be," (Red Sox manager Bobby) Valentine said of the longtime Red Sox captain. "He was a man's man, he was a big hitter when needed, he was the leader of the pitching staff. [Pause] He was able to beat up Alex, all that stuff. He was exactly what he was supposed to be.''

"He was able to beat up Alex." Cute, Bobby. It's that kind of talk that almost made me miss Joe Morgan on ESPN.

But until I no longer draw breath, in spite of what Joe DeLessio may think about it, I'm going to remind people ...

,,, Varitek kept his mask on. It was a cheap shot.

As bad as that is, there's one other thing people get completely wrong about the fight. From the Gordon Edes article linked above.

The moment is one many Red Sox fans point to as a turning point in the rivalry with the Yankees.

The turning point was that day, but it wasn't the fight. I watched the game, but went back to the box score to remind me of some of the details. The Yankees were up 3-0 when the fight happened, and although the Red Sox went up 4-3, the Yankees got six runs in the sixth to make the score 9-4, and after the Sox got four back in the bottom of the inning, the Yankees got another run in the seventh to make the score 10-8.

Then Bill Mueller hit a home run to win the game for the Red Sox ...

... off Mariano Rivera.

Let's say, however, that Rivera got out of the ninth. The Yankees would have been 10 1/2 games ahead, with Red Sox Nation saying, "Save us, Derek Lowe! Save us!" If the Yankees won that game, they would have been 11 1/2 games ahead, and all the talk would have been "What prospects can we get for Nomar?" and "When will Francona get fired?"

Instead, the Red Sox took two out of three, and the Yankees lost a chance to make them quit. On the season, the Red Sox won the season series 11-8, including two big ones at the end of the season. Even though they didn't win the division, the Red Sox knew they could beat the Yankees, and they knew they could beat Rivera ... which I think was the biggest difference between 2003 and 2004.

Maybe they knew those things ahead of time, but if they didn't before, surely they knew as soon as Mueller's home run cleared the fence.

And Jason Varitek's glove in Alex Rodriguez's mush had nothing to do with it.

This guy is a word that starts with "a," and it's not "awesome"

I've rooted for Danica Patrick since the beginning, but it's because of guys like this that I really want her to succeed.



And for people who make the argument, "Well, she doesn't have to do those Go Daddy ads," Jim Palmer didn't have to pose in his underwear, either, and I bet he didn't have media members calling him "sexy" all the time.

This Ryan Braun story has now officially ticked me off

I like Bonnie Bernstein, and I always have, but seeing her Facebook post about Ryan Braun's appeal made me want to pull my hair out.

After writing that Braun has always been a good player, so unless he was using steroids from the beginning, he hasn't needed to enhance his performance, she added this: 

"I tend to be a big picture person, and while I don't know Braun personally, everyone I've spoken with who knows him or covers him senses he's a high character guy. He's no dummy , either. With the exception of one 'B' in advanced-placement chemistry, he pulled straight A's in high school. Despite being a blue chip baseball prospect, he chose to attend the University of Miami on an academic, not athletic, scholarship."

Not long after that, I turn on MLB Network to hear Bob Costas, the arbiter of all morality in baseball, talk about how he has heard about Braun being an impressive, intelligent guy.

To which I ask:

What in the orange bloody hell does being a nice, smart or otherwise impressive guy have to do with taking steroids? Or do only jerks do it?

Ever since the Braun story first broke, there has been a concerted interest on the part of some people in the media for Braun to be cleared because he's popular. (For the record, I have nothing against Braun, not like I have against David Ortiz, who also tested positive but has gotten away with it because people like him.)

I've already made the Nyjer Morgan reference, since he's a teammate of Braun's who is wildly unpopular, but old Tony Plush may not be big enough potatoes. Since the University of Miami came up, let's talk about a guy who could have gone there, but didn't, but their baseball field is actually named after him.

Yup, that guy. I believe he wrote a nice check to the university, and they named the field after him as thanks.

Take everything Ryan Braun, his lawyer, his PR guy or anyone else attached to him has said, and attach Alex Rodriguez to it.

He'd be laughed at and ridiculed, and you and I both know it.